I am not the David Smith who is:

A line of small-batch crafted, single-release whiskies, brandies, gins, liqueurs, and more from Baltimore Spirits Company

Chairman of the Sinclair Media Group

Executive Director of the Illinois Family Institute

Superintendent of Joshua Tree National Park

A boat pilot in Frenchman & Penobscot Bays in Maine

A special makeup effects artist on Pulp Fiction

An elementary school in Haltom City, TX

The dead abstract expressionist sculptor

Witness to the Moors Murders in England

A Rugby Referee at Chicago Area Rugby Football Union and Senior Product Owner at JPMorgan Chase & Co.

Manager of the Bicycle and Pedestrian Program for the City of Chicago Department of Transportation

A member of the family that owns Northern Trust Bank and Illinois Tool Works

Developer Advocate for IoT at Google

The former Alabama quarterback who is a referee for SEC football and a State Farm agent

A multi-line car dealer in Kellogg, ID

The fitness coach for NHL referees

A stadium at U of Wisconsin – River Falls

A maker of goose, turkey and deer decoys

A scholarship at Kent State

A urologist at U of Michigan

The late Chicago bluesman

A NASA scientist

A sports medicine doctor at U of Kansas

A Ford dealer in Williamsville NY

Something at Oak Ridge National Lab

A former Navy pilot and professor at the Naval War College

An expert consultant in the application of microeconomics, statistics, and econometrics in the context of litigation and business disputes

A Republican member of the Oklahoma House of Representatives

An Irish artist

A former Marine corporal and Chief Marketing Officer for a software start-up company in Norway

Professor of Physics at Arizona State University

President of Sonic Automotive

Judge of the 15th Judicial District Court in Louisiana

Founder of an advertising agency

The Guardian’s Washington DC bureau chief

Professor of Philosophy at the University of New England

President and CEO of Third Horizon Strategies

A Republican state representative in Oregon

According to missing Kentucky State Historical Marker # 1174, one of the builders of the first public well in Paducah KY

A family medicine doctor in Paducah KY

Director of Life-in-Progress and a promotional video starring Bill Murray

Brigadier General in the U.S. Air Force

Hydrologist for the USGS at the Nevada Water Science Center

A practicing Druid, Author, Gamer and progressive

An NHS porter retired, Centre left Labour party, 50 years supporter of Manchester United who lives in Biddulph, England

A park ranger at Acadia National Park who is an expert climber

A senior lecturer in evolution and ecology at Williams College who studies boreal chorus frogs

A Major in command of the 112th Medical Company of the Maine Army National Guard

A Samoan rugby union player

Former husband of Susan Smith who murdered her two children

The independent iOS developer of Widgetsmith and other apps

Rider of a 2010 Harley Ultra Classic Limited

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