I am not the David Smith who is:
Chairman of the Sinclair Media Group
Executive Director of the Illinois Family Institute
Superintendent of Joshua Tree National Park
A boat pilot in Frenchman & Penobscot Bays in Maine
A special makeup effects artist on Pulp Fiction
An elementary school in Haltom City, TX
The dead abstract expressionist sculptor
Witness to the Moors Murders in England
Manager of the Bicycle and Pedestrian Program for the City of Chicago Department of Transportation
A member of the family that owns Northern Trust Bank and Illinois Tool Works
Developer Advocate for IoT at Google
The former Alabama quarterback who is a referee for SEC football and a State Farm agent
A multi-line car dealer in Kellogg, ID
The fitness coach for NHL referees
A stadium at U of Wisconsin – River Falls
A maker of goose, turkey and deer decoys
A sports medicine doctor at U of Kansas
A Ford dealer in Williamsville NY
Something at Oak Ridge National Lab
A former Navy pilot and professor at the Naval War College
A Republican member of the Oklahoma House of Representatives
A former Marine corporal and Chief Marketing Officer for a software start-up company in Norway
Professor of Physics at Arizona State University
Judge of the 15th Judicial District Court in Louisiana
Founder of an advertising agency
The Guardian’s Washington DC bureau chief
Professor of Philosophy at the University of New England
President and CEO of Third Horizon Strategies
A Republican state representative in Oregon
A family medicine doctor in Paducah KY
Director of Life-in-Progress and a promotional video starring Bill Murray
Brigadier General in the U.S. Air Force
Hydrologist for the USGS at the Nevada Water Science Center
A practicing Druid, Author, Gamer and progressive
A park ranger at Acadia National Park who is an expert climber
A senior lecturer in evolution and ecology at Williams College who studies boreal chorus frogs
A Major in command of the 112th Medical Company of the Maine Army National Guard
Former husband of Susan Smith who murdered her two children
The independent iOS developer of Widgetsmith and other apps
Rider of a 2010 Harley Ultra Classic Limited
This retired firefighter on Facebook
Pastor of Tusculum Baptist Church in Greeneville, TN
The one who died in 1973 and is already buried at Ridgelawn Cemetery
A street musician with purple hair
A member of the US Olympics men’s volleyball team and bronze medalist in 2016
Principal Developer at Glynt.ai and contributor to the original Wiki
An alleged Russian spy at the British Embassy in Berlin
Founder of Sparky’s Apiaries in Hope, ME & seller of honey and maple syrup
Author of Structural annotation of search queries using pseudo-relevance feedback; Spouse criticism and hostility during marital interaction: effects on pain intensity and behaviors among individuals with chronic low back pain; Involvement of Caspases in Proteolytic Cleavage of Alzheimer’s Amyloid-β Precursor Protein and Amyloidogenic Aβ Peptide Formation; Treatment of Female Pathological Gambling: The Efficacy of a Cognitive-Behavioural Approach; Remarks on the So-Called Contagious Fever of Our Indian Jails; The Epidemiology and Diagnosis of Penetrating Eye Injuries; Drudgery and deep thought; Male sexual fantasy: Multidimensionality in content; or 200+ other academic papers
Senior Planner for the village of Libertyville, IL
A white-collar criminal defense lawyer in VA representing a Jan. 6 defendant
Creator of the The Avengers Forever fan website
From SC and calls himself “a descendant of Hessians, Regulators, gold miners, farmers and Lint Heads.”
Scientist and general nerd from Bothwell, Scotland
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(last updated October 12, 2021)